A collection of short stories…
We immediately drove over to Aunt Dorcas’ home where Perry proposed to me on bended knee right in front of Aunt Dorcas and three of her lesbian friends!
What else could I do?
I had to accept… So, I did. I promised to marry him!
And he slipped a diamond ring with the biggest rock onto my third finger left hand that I have ever seen! I mean, it was humongous! I felt lop-sided! Which drew a round of appreciative applause from those watching.